My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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