Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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