I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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