i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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