If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize