i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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