Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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