i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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