My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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