so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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