He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dicks are not precious.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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