i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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