So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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