I think I just saw someone hide a body.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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