butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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