We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Randomize
