I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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