i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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