did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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