I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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