Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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