Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize