i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I need you to use more vowels.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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