I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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