Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He shit in the fireplace
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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