Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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