In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
