Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it glows. i had to have it.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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