Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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