I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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