he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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