Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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