ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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