Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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