you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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