It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.