Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So how was he last night?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Five-minute foot-long.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.

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(586): View more from Michigan

It would be magical, all 2 min of it.

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(613): View more from Ontario

It was great. He never spoke.

(613): View more from Ontario

That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.

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