The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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