I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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