I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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