She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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