i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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