Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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