ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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