I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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