can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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