she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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