That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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