would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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