yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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