Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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