im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
