what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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