I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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