y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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