I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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