Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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