If i come over, it means nothing
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Did I show you my penis last night?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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