just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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