dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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