look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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